They say a picture is worth a thousand words but since I don’t have one let me see if I can give you a mental image of stupidity.
Yesterday I was out sweeping my porch when a friend called and I THOUGHT I could put the phone under my chin and sweep too. I only dropped the phone twice and each time, being the polite person that I am, I politely asked her if she was okay. The third time the phone slipped I tried to grab for it but it has a mind of it's own and I fumbled several times trying to get hold of it. Well I didn't! The phone fell and somehow I got the end of the broom up my nose.
Oh go ahead a giggle, I mean how stupid can I be. Okay, you can stop laughing now, please.
Recently a neighbor called me a witch when I was standing there with a broom in my hand. I will forever be sorry that I didn’t stick the broom between my legs and go trotting off.
Wishing you Joy and Laughter Everyday!
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